Creationists, how would a science teacher go about drawing up a lesson plan to teach creationism?

... this is a serious question. I've been wondering how, since there obviously is precisely no evidence to support this allegation that man was created directly from dirt by god, and that woman was made from a rib. so, without laughing so hard that he can't manage to write a single sentence, how would a self respecting man/woman of science teach a cl on creationism, or ID? and what empirical evidence could he use to support these allegations?